If you were a contract, you’d be in fine print.Ĭat got your tongue? Struggling to find the right words to let your crush know you’re into them? These silly stoner pick-up lines may be on the cheesy side, but they’re bound to make bae smile if you’re brave enough to take them for a test run! Is your nickname HS 11358, because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.ģ0. Aside from being a sexy stoner, what do you do?Ģ9. Are you a model? No? Oh, when did you quit?Ģ8. Are you a cultivator, because you’re making my love grow?Ģ7. I may not be a cannabis photographer, but I can picture us growing together.Ģ6. Want some mids? No? Well, how about dinner?Ģ5. Give me yours and I’ll see what I can do with it.Ģ3. I’m no lab director, but I’m pretty good with numbers. If you were a strain, you’d be Cutie Kush.Ģ2. You must be a dab, because you’re hot and I want more.Ģ0. Are you made of weed? Because you’re getting me high.ġ9. Did you know there’s a date more important than 4/20? Ours.ġ8. If I was going to name a strain, I’d name it after you.ġ7. Your eyes sparkle like the trichomes on this bud.ġ6. “Us.” Sounds like the name of a great strain.ġ5. Are you a sativa? Because you’ve got me lifted.ġ4. Do you believe in love at first puff or should I pass you the blunt again?ġ3. Is it just the WiFi OG or is there totally a connection?ġ2. Can you send me a selfie? I want to show the homie what my future wife looks like.ġ1. Can I save you in my phone as “smoking buddy”?ĩ. Either I have the munchies or you’re looking like a whole snack.Ħ. How am I going to sesh with you if you keep taking my breath away?ĥ. Let’s play smoking games! If I win, you take me out. *crystal ball emoji* I see us seshing in your future.Ģ.
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